The topic of conversation on the FF board varies wildly from day to day, but sometimes the ladies talk about what their other half says regarding the sperm samples - Chris posted this as a handy guide, it made me laugh so I want to share it on here.
As for the rest of you... it's not easy bashing the bishop in there you know! ! ! It's hardly the most romantic of settings for a kick off and there are many issues which must be dealt with during the jizz juggling...
1. Did I lock the door?
2. Dare I look in the fridge that's in there as I'm guessing there's no milk (possibly yoghurt though ..)
3. Should I go for "50 and Frisky", "Size 18s and over" or "It's your mum!"
4. Did I lock the door ?
5. The container seems very small, better get my aim right
6. The chair's cold on my bum
7. Did I lock the door
8. I should have pulled my pants up before waddling over to the door
9. Are there any plasters?
10. Think sexy
11. It's a bit like w*nking in the cupboard under the stairs
12. Door ... ?
13. (perform Dirty Deed here)
14. Worry about whether you've been quick or too long
15. Discover it's not possible to exit the entire department without being seen by a smiley nurse
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